Greetings fellow plutocrats!
On January 27th, concerned billionaires across California banded
together to form “Billionaires for Fee Hikes,” an educational justice
organization working for the fulfillment of the American ideals of
freedom and economic liberty and to combat the overwhelming presence of
socialism in the University of California system.
In protest of the Regent’s meager 32% fee increase and lack of
determination in the fight against socialist education, the Billionaires
took to UCSD to demand:
1. A 200% fee increase
2. Full privatization of the UC
3. Caviar in the Price Center
4. The establishment of a UCSD crochet team